Boris Johnson Quits Parliament

It was announced earlier tonight that former Prime Minister Boris Johnson is quitting parliament with immediate effect.

The resignation is due to certain elements within parliament who do not seem to be all that enthusiastic about democracy giving him s**t over eating some cake, which then led to 2 changes of Prime Minister and thousands of long-time supporters of the Conservative Party with 20 to 40 years or more experience to give up on the party.

An 80-seat majority won by Boris Johnson in the last general election has been flushed down the toilet.

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