ConservativeChitChat’s attempts at writing news stories.
A number of people on social media were making fun of Liberal Democrat leader Edward Davey even more than usual today.
Sir Edward Davey, known also by the nickname “Mr Potatohead” was answering a question on the radio on whether it was possible for women to have a penis.
People on Social Media reacted pretty much as you would expect from such a reply. Continue reading “Mr Potatohead Fails Basic Biology”
Yesterday the Liberal Democrats were suspected of plotting an election stitch-up with the Labour party by trying to form a coalition as part of the deal.
The deal is also suspected to include a treasonous Brexit referendum they could more than likely use surrender the United Kingdom to a fading unelected foreign entity we’ve barely only just started properly trying to part ways with.
Lib Dems hint at coalition with Labour – and may demand Brexit rerun as the price
Here we go – rigged vote, maybe drop voting age to 16, back under EU control and paying £40 billion a year for the privilege https://t.co/Bjdx49Z20Q— Tess Summers 🇬🇧🇮🇪 (@tesssummers98) May 8, 2023
Word seems to be going round that the 2023 local elections have not gone very well for the Conservative Party after the leadership carry on flipping from Boris to Truss, then the stitch-up with Sunak……..
NEW: Tory MP says “Rishi is being rejected” and “this seems worse than May 2019”
— Calgie (@christiancalgie) May 5, 2023
🚨 | BREAKING: Prof John Curtice: “At 2am, The Tories cannot be sure that they won’t end up losing 1000 seats” – meaning their expectation management may have… backfired
— Politics UK (@PolitlcsUK) May 5, 2023
Two stories popped up in my Twitter feed today, both involving members of the Labour Party being up to no good breaking the law by stealing opponent’s election leaflets from people’s letter boxes.
The incidents happened at different areas of the country, one in Bolton and one in Bournemouth.
In the Bolton incident, a Labour Councillor has been suspended from the party for stealing from people’s letterboxes. Continue reading “Two Labour Party Members Busted for Election Leaflet Naughtiness”
Another one I saw earlier…….. French pensioner insults the President of France, Emmanuel Macron….. so much like in North Korea when somebody insults “dear leader”, he has apparently been sentenced to “Re-Education”…..
French Pensioner Sentenced to Reeducation After Insulting President Emmanuel Macronhttps://t.co/ruNaCBf6sY
— ConservativeChitChat (@ConservativeCCh) May 4, 2023
Saw this one early Thursday morning that’s worth a look.
Daily Mail Columnist slaps Nanny State Politicians in the Conservative Party, chiefly George “Gideon” Osborne…….
STEPHEN GLOVER: I can’t abide entitled Tory know-alls like George Osborne who want to tax orange juice and cake and ban smoking https://t.co/J9TMs35HSg
— ConservativeChitChat (@ConservativeCCh) May 4, 2023
I saw a brief flurry of sense coming from the Conservative Party pop-up in my timeline earlier…….
Tory MP Theresa Villiers wants Government to ban:
❌ Ulez expansion
❌ low traffic neighbourhoods
❌ cycle lanes
❌ wider pavements
❌ 20mph limits
“It is time to lift the stigma increasingly attached to driving. It is time to scrap anti-car ideology.”https://t.co/pEKB6NbzrP pic.twitter.com/rYRHHeYGBQ— Ross Lydall (@RossLydall) May 4, 2023
It would appear a chance has arisen to get Ed “Beaker” Miliband out of the way for a while.
Apparently he’s been campaign during a polling day embargo thing…….
I urge you to report Ed Miliband to the Electoral Commission for campaigning during the Polling Day embargo in this tweet. Hopefully he’ll get suspended and we’ll be free of his Net Zero rubbish for a while. https://t.co/ixXtY3julz
You can report him here:https://t.co/WsR3VawLBs— Chris Bunch (@Alfiebengal) May 4, 2023
Apparently the Democrat Party running the US State of Colorado has axed a bill in the State House that would make it a felony to commit indecent exposure in front of children.
Colorado Dems vote against bill making indecent exposure to kids a felony because it could be ‘used to ban drag shows,’ ‘target’ trans individuals https://t.co/gGGquB2RPb
— TheBlaze (@theblaze) May 2, 2023
It looks like this might need to be looked at soon after the current SNP Clown Show has got Scotland into a bit of a mess.
Apparently 80% of readers of the Scottish Express Newspaper are in favour of giving Holyrood the chop.
Shock poll reveals 80% of Scottish Express readers want Holyrood scrapped altogether…..the snapshot poll suggests that devolution is nowhere near as popular as most politicians and commentators believe. https://t.co/fv3CcDUrza
— Becky Argyle (@ArgyleBecky) May 1, 2023
